sh*t coaches say/do

[Green Lantern]

On prom: Coach- "Do you have a date for prom?" "yea" "Oh, did you ask a blind girl?"

On Rain: "Wear a jacket because tomorrow is going to be like a cow pissing on a flat rock"

On high jump mat covers: "Make sure you cover it up. Its not like any of you are going to be needing one anytime soon"


He also called stupid kids/stupid decision makers/lack of common sense on the team "fazuls". Like as in pasta fazul, which is some type of bean soup. It made no sense, but was funny nevertheless.

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